A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost
He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below
He descended a bit more and shouted,''Excuse me,can you help me?.
I promised a friend i would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am"

The woman below replied.''You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.You are ( Read more... )

Many years ago in a small Chinese village, a villager had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the local moneylender. The moneylender , who was old and ugly, fancied the villager’s beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the villager’s debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the poor villager and his ( Read more... )

Once a young boy saw a cocoon of a butterfly with a very small opening. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through the small opening.

Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could go no farther. Then the boy decided to help the butterfly, ( Read more... )

                                                                  A small story
When I was a kid, my mom would prepare special breakfast every now and then. And I remember one night in particular, after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad.

I ( Read more... )

Once an old Master was travelling with his student, and they passed by a small lake. The Master was feeling thirsty so he told his Student to get some water from the lake.

The student walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that right at that moment, a herd of cattle had just crossed through the lake. As a result, the water became very ( Read more... )

Oh I am busy and tired these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ( Read more... )

One day a young lady was driving along with her father.
They came upon a storm, and the young lady asked her father,
What should I do?”
He said “keep driving”. Cars began to pull over to the side, the storm was getting worse.
“What should I do.” The young lady asked?
“Keep driving,” her father replied.
On up a few feet, she noticed that eighteen wheelers ( Read more... )

One day, a very learned man, while travelling in a poor country, decided to go across big river, so he asked one of the village people who owned a small boat, if he would take him, to this request the boatman agreed.

As they started, the sun became obscured by dark clouds, and as the river was large, the gentleman realised that the crossing would ( Read more... )

Husband on Death

From his death bed, the husband told to his wife and said, “One month after I die, I want you to marry Jack.”

“Jack! But he is your enemy!”

“Yes, I know that. I’ve suffered all these years; so let him suffer now.”

The Wedding ring

At a friends party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ”

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Once there was a man in who used to beat his wife for small mistakes. One day for a pretty mistake he bet her so much that she succumbed to his beatings, even though he had not intended to kill her.

But when she was dead he became fearful of her relatives. In a state of anxiety he came out of his house and met an acquaintance to whom he posed his ( Read more... )