To all my friends Anna,jamie,Mae,Therry,Misa sis,Juu sis,Aisha Sis,Poh,Yuki,Shiela sis,Nada san,Mita san,Kei chan,Rie sis.Thanks for being kind to me last year .Please take care  of me this year too
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A lecturer came to his class and surprised his students by bringing a Cup of Coffee.

He held it up for all to see & asked the students “What do you think is the weight of this Cup?”

’50gms!’ …. ’100gms!’ …..’125gms’ the students answered.

“Frankly speaking I haven’t yet weighed it” said the lecturer, “but, my question is: What would happen if I held ( Read more... )

Story A
A young boy went for a Job interview.
As he was waiting outside for interview, he picked up a waste paper from the floor and threw it into a dustbin, while all others who has come where watching.By chance the interviewer was passing by and saw it. and the Boy got the job.
Moral of the story:
People are valued for their character and habits

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Lawyer & The Witness

At the height of a big corruption trial, the prosecuting lawyer attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted 10,000 Dinars to compromise this case?”

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t hear the question.

“Isn’t it true that you accepted 10,000 dinars to compromise this case?” the lawyer ( Read more... )

After 1 month of busy due to exam.Now I am free.So happy
So I decided to update my LJ this time with jokes rather than stories.

Husband: Doctor my wife thinks she’s a dish antenna.

Doctor: Its a psychiatric problem, but I can cure her.

Husband: No doctor, don’t cure her, just tell me how do I adjust it to my favorite channel.

Nurse: Doctor, the man you’ ( Read more... )

There once was a young boy who was mischevious and had a a very short temper. All efforts by his parents to change his bad behaviour were in vain. When just words were not enough his father though of a practical solution. He gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he got angry, he must hammer a nail into the fence of his house.

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A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

The first brother answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” The policeman ( Read more... )

A woman baked bread for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra bread on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the bread. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: “The evil you do remains with you: The good you ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a painter who had just completed his course. He took 3 days and painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people’s opinion about his caliber and painting skills.

He put his creation at a busy street-crossing. And just down below a board which read -”I have painted this piece. Since I’m new to this profession I might have ( Read more... )