Communication-Wireless
Phone-Cordless
Cooking-Fireless
Food-Fatless
Sweets-Sugarless
Labor-Effortless
Relations-Fruitless
Attitude-Careless
Feelings-Heartless
Politics-Shameless
Education-Worthless
Mistakes-Countless
Complaints-Baseless
Youth-Jobless
Ladies-Topless
Boss-Brainless
Jobs-Thankless
 Needs-Endless
Situation-Hopless
Salaries-Less and Less
Brain-Useless

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here’s what you do,” ( Read more... )

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors do not?

Bachelors go to the ( Read more... )

A man and his wife received a letter from their son who went to study overseas:

My beloved Parents,

I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a magic drink I have invented. It will make you young ( Read more... )

IF:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+ R+K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+ D+G+E
11+14+15+23 +12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%

Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%

Most of us think this is the most important ?

Then ( Read more... )

Have fun in reading the jokes
Interviewer: 
what is your birth date? 
Sardar: 13th October 
Which year? 
Sardar:  EVERY YEAR

Manager asked sardar at an interview. 
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a ( Read more... )

An interesting moral story forwarded by my friend through mail.Here I want to share this.Read and tell me how the story is ( Read more... )

Next Generation Alphabets learning way
A - Apple
B - Bluetooth
C - Chatting
D - Download
E - Email
F - Facebook
G -Google
H - HTML
I - IPhone
J - Java
K - Kingston
L - Laptop
M - Message
N - Nero
O- Orkut
P - Picasa
Q - Quicktime
R - RAM
S - Server
T - Touchscreen
U - USB
V - VISA
W - wi-fi
X - XP
Y - Youtube
Z - Zorpia

This is an interesting email from my friend.Here I am sharing this
The following is pretty accurate and it only takes a few minutes.
Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.

Answers are for who you are now and not who you were in the past.
It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter ( Read more... )

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