You're lucky you added the second part, or firecrackers would have been all up on your shit, son.
And no, I will not makeout with you. How many times do I have to tell you that?? sheesh! You're always all, "Hey, Monica, let's fuck! You know you wanna see my trouser snake! Come on! Please?!?? I'm so lonely...will you at least hold me??"...!!!!!!!1111!
hey man... desperate times call for desperate measures! I mean I even supported you with breaking up with your BF AND I GET NOTHING! NOTHING!!!!!!!111111
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And no, I will not makeout with you. How many times do I have to tell you that?? sheesh! You're always all, "Hey, Monica, let's fuck! You know you wanna see my trouser snake! Come on! Please?!?? I'm so lonely...will you at least hold me??"...!!!!!!!1111!
Fuckin' horny motherfucker.
fuck.
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I GIVE UP!!
so, wanna do it?
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you wish!
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