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[evil_hand]

Lawyer, if you don't apologize RIGHT NOW and get us the boobies back...
I will strangle you in your sleep.

A life without boobies is a life not worth living.

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[evilhandissues]

I do not need your help.
Shut up or I'm busting out the oven mitt.

[_ovenmitt_]

Did I hear my name? *g*

[evil_hand]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

SAVE ME, LAWYER!

[_ovenmitt_]

Hand, you don't need saving.

We were meant for each other! Look how nicely you slide right into me? See, a perfect fit!