And you thought the last apocalypse was gonna be bad...
Never thought I'd live to see the day the Red Sox won a World Series.
Oh wait, I didn't.

What did I say about an apocalypse? Hmmm ( Read more... )

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated ( Read more... )

It's a little more difficult to find nice flowers at this hour than I would have thought and they still don't carry "I'm a bad dead boyfriend" cards anywhere.

How do I get myself into these things?

These'll have to do. And I got chocolate. Chocolate's always good, right?
And I got booze for me. Gonna need it.

Don't see why I should have to buy ( Read more... )

Sent something to Jailbait to apologize for being a bastard.
They don't make cards that say "I'm a bad, dead, evil lawyer." You'd think in LA there'd be a market for that sort of thing.

Haven't so much apologized yet to Eve. Somehow begging for forgiveness in online journal didn't seem to cut it ( Read more... )

I need to make some apologies.

Shouldn't have been so rude to Jailbait. Not her fault her sister's got terrible taste in vampires and that the vampire in question is a bastard who slept with my girlfriend. And she didn't have a damn thing to do with Turner and his myriad issues. Didn't mean to snap at her in any case. She doesn't deserve shit from ( Read more... )

Good job Linds.
Way to piss off the one person left in the world who didn't want you dead ( Read more... )

Had a rough night last night. Was it last night? Not entirely sure what day it is right now.
Not like I'd have hurt the girl. Not my thing, never has been.

Nice thing about being dead, you can't drink yourself to death. Least I don't think you can. Doesn't mean I can't try. Good scotch.

Can't believe she slept with him. Just doesn't make sense. ( Read more... )

So I escorted Jailbait to a club last night. Kid can dance. Kid can really dance. Probably too well ( Read more... )

So I've been showing Jailbait around the city the past couple of days. Seems that people are up in arms about it. Don't really appreciate that, though I can't say I'm surprised about it ( Read more... )