Dear friends, family, and inanimate objects; There comes a time in every pure ball of glowing energy key type persons life where she must venture beyond the horizon and find a life of her own. Its true.. the Dawnster is leaving Cleveland, the hellmouth, and the GAP to move to greener shinier pastures (with lawyers.. who are undead). I'll come visit ( Read more... )

I gave birth to a pterodactyl.

The holiday where we celebrate the love of cute little dip foods and worship the football gods... and everyone goes into work the day after with the celebratory hang over of doom ( Read more... )

Did I say evil plan? it was really more ordering pizza with bits of pineapple on it. I believe its called "Hawaiian" i mean how cute is that.. a hawaiian pizza.. I just want to put it next to a little surfboard and one of those tiny umbrella things that they put in alcoholic beverages.. that I've never had because I'm underage.. and that would be ( Read more... )

MY ROOM HAS BEEN INVADED BY POPTARTS...

STRAWBERRY AND SMORES!!!!!!

My evil plan is almost complete.

...I think I blew up my computer...

thats what I get for leaving a toaster strudel on it.

I shop for holidays....

like the ninja!

Hate.. gap.. but.. love to buy... shiny things ( Read more... )

I am thankful that the monks turned me from a glowy shiny orb key of doom thing to a teenage girl with equally as shiny hair. I am thankful for my sister who solves everything with violence. I am thankful for my extended family who sometime make Jerry Springer look tame. I am thankful for my army of mini- slayers. For Andrew who is sometimes "too ( Read more... )

Huh..

the owner of the local gap was a demon... are we surprised? Not so much. It goes hand in hand with being a Summers.. at some point.. your boss is going to be evil with a pointy tail.. and bad taste in danishes.