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Jul 31, 2004 21:41

So I've been showing Jailbait around the city the past couple of days. Seems that people are up in arms about it. Don't really appreciate that, though I can't say I'm surprised about it ( Read more... )

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shinykeyofdoom August 1 2004, 04:55:02 UTC
I guess I forgot to mention the part where my sister is a slayer you might remember her from the time she beat you up and ex girlfriend of Angel.. Hehe. Me and the small details..

Wondering if I should call Slayer Central and be like "gee, hey guys.. you might have some wacky mojo going on.." but I will give them the benefit of the doubt and continue to muck up each others lives. I have to have something to entertain me the weeks I'm going to be spending in my room after this.

Turner.. Turner.. isn't he the husband of one of the charmed witches types.. and isn't he also the guy that tried to fry my bitches some of the SiTs waaaay back in the day? So, Angel is all hard on you.. but not him? Then again, Angel has always been a little moody.

Ooo! We could go to the hyperion some time during my stay! I want to see Angel's posse! I've never really had the chance to fully annoy them meet most of them ( ... )

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evilhandissues August 1 2004, 05:05:05 UTC
Oh, I knew about your sister. Don't worry about that. We had files on her. Cross-referenced with Angel's files.

Turner's married to the middle witch. She and I had an incident last spring, but let's not speak of it. I maintain it was not my fault. And knowing him, he probably did try to fry some little Slayers.

Angel's had it in for me since the day I met him. Decided I was irredeemable because I wore a nice suit, I think.

We can go to the hotel on one condition. Try to avoid the green demon, will you? Please.

And I promise not to touch the hair.
It is awfully shiny though.

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shinykeyofdoom August 1 2004, 05:10:05 UTC
My sister is pretty famous in the "punch first and shag later" category. Yeah, Phoebe? Right? Buffy and I visited the sisters before we came here the first time. Or well Buffy came here and I staked out in the hotel room. And here I was under the impression that all witches were lesbians.. or maybe they are all secretly.. Hmm..

He fried the only one of them I really got along with, Amanda, nice girl. Beat up boys, a lot. What is with slayers and excessive use of violence?

Oo! We can totally avoid the green guy. We can turn it into a game, hide in closets run the other way. IT will be fun.. or I can play distraction.. Cause I'm good at that.. If you ever speak to Buffy just ask her how many times I covered for her.. cause of Slayer-y issues.

My hair is very shiny, vibrant, and alive. Therefore? No touching. =)

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evilhandissues August 1 2004, 05:23:47 UTC
So Turner's got a history of setting little girls on fire and they worry about me.

Glad to know you're with me on avoiding Lorne. I appreciate it.

Ok, no touching the hair. That the only thing that's off limits, Jailbait? *smirks* Kidding, only kidding.

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