Give Me Prompts!

[evil_little_dog]

So, I want to do some writing. Maybe you want to help?

Give me a prompt. Please, no pairings nor fandom.

I will write you a fic - it might be very short, it might be up to 1,000 words. It may be fandom related. It may be original.

Thanks!

Comments

[edgeofthewoods]

Ooh, fun!

I’m curious to know what this world would be like if schnauzers were the dominant species.

[evil_little_dog]

HMMMMM.

That will take thoughts. Though my immediate response is, "Hella barky." :D

[evil_little_dog]

This was simply unbelievable. Unprofessional. And a hella lot of other 'uns'. "You didn't."

"Why not?"

"Because - because - they're Schnauzers. Little barky dogs with bad attitudes!"

"My dogs have great attitudes!"

"Oh, please. The male stalks men, looking for a chance to bite. The old girl is suspicious of everyone. And the other girl is almost as blond as - as Barbie."

"Nothing wrong with being suspicious!"

"Nothing right with biting!"

"Please, like you don't like biting."

"That's ME, not dogs." A beat. "And you...you've uplifted them?"

"Uplifted?"

"You know, when you increase brainpower in an animal. Like. You. Did. With Schnauzers!"

"You sound so...I don't know. Angry."

"I am."

"Trust me, this will be good."

"Schnauzer overlords are not good!"

"La la la, not listening!"

Some months later..."See? Schnauzer overlords are good

[edgeofthewoods]

Ha ha ha! Love it!

I, for one, bow down to our schnauzer overlords!

[gaia_lulia]

And the troll king said, "To your own self, be *enough*"

[evil_little_dog]

Her bow was shaky - exhaustion will do that to you - but the Troll King let it pass. From the faint smile on his large face, she thought maybe he approved of her actions, of everything she'd done to get through his traps and tricks. Still, she managed to stand upright after her bow though she had to spread her legs a bit to keep steady

[gaia_lulia]

Aw, this is a nice moment. I think many of us feel that way, and need that permission. :)

[evil_little_dog]

I agree. It's hard to figure out yourself - sometimes at any age.

[cornerofmadness]

evil lives here; daylight savings time sucks.

Oh wait, that's what I'm watching and how I'm feeling. Hmmm

misunderstood

we're all mad here

how to hunt ghosts and other basics

[evil_little_dog]

"Whoever invented Daylight Saving sucks."

A perfectly good statement. And definitely the truth - that loss of hour in the spring and the gaining of it in the fall. It's one I hear a lot, particularly in the spring. There are psychological problems, there are physiological problems. That missing hour, you wouldn't think it'd be that much but there are so many complaints, so much proof that it's not that good.

But it keeps going on. No one makes any decisions to stop it even though the evidence piles up it's not really helping anyone any more.

But that's not what you wanted to know about, right? You wanted to know...what do you want to know again?

Right, right. I don't think...I don't think I can really answer that question. I mean, daylight saving doesn't mean anything to me. Longer days, shorter days, they're all the same. Just time passing.

That's what retirement does, you know. It means time passes you by and it doesn't matter at all any more.

[cornerofmadness]

That was fun. Thanks.

[evil_little_dog]

You're welcome!

[shanachie_quill]

Prompts:

And then that happened.

All I wanted was a nice calm...

Oops? Did you say oops?

MCU Fill - and a very silly one.

[evil_little_dog]

"Oops? Did you say oops?" Tony Stark turned to Bruce Banner.

Bruce shrugged. "Oops." He nodded at the broken test tube on the floor and the glowing emerald ooze oozing out of the glass.

"Bruce, that's. That's." Tony gulped audibly.

"Trouble?" Bruce grimaced.

"I was going to say the last of my Saurian Brandy!" Tony let out a sob and buried his face in the crook of his arm.

"Saurian...?"

Tony raised his head enough to peer at Bruce above his sleeve. "Saurian Brandy. Star Trek?" At Bruce's non-comprehending look, Tony rolled his eyes. "Seriously, Banner. We need to get you caught up on the last fifty years of pop-culture, stat." He glanced at the floor and the green puddle. "After we clean that up, that is."

Re: MCU Fill - and a very silly one.

[classics_lover]

Ahahahaha! Tony and his pop culture trolling is perfect!

Re: MCU Fill - and a very silly one.

[evil_little_dog]

Tony is always pretty silly and the green goo couldn't be anything...you know, dangerous. Lethal. Whatever. Saurian Brandy works. :D

[mahmfic]

*rubs hands together and cracks knuckles* if you'd like more let me know. I LOVE giving prompts. Hope these prompts help. Hope at least one Sparks your muse

Original verse with various mythic creatures/humanoids/etc.

[evil_little_dog]

"To be honest, that first year living in Riveroak was hell." Unsure what to do with his hands, Tod swept them over his hair then settled them in front of him on the table. He tapped his laced fingers against the table top a couple of times. His gaze drifted over the wood grain, lost in the pattern. Finally, he raised his eyes. "Back then, I had black outs." Tod shook his head, a bare vibration of motion, just enough to make his hair shift. "I'd lose days at a time. Months."

He caught his lower lip between his teeth and slowly dragged it free again. "Before I wound up here, I was...I was in New York for a while. I think. There were some pictures of me...I think it was New York. But I don't know how I got here. I didn't then, I mean. I figured it out now