this pain isn't leaving me.  It's getting much, much worse by the day ( Read more... )

There was something written in my girlfriend’s astronomy textbook that didn’t strike me as being very profound when I first heard it, but has since been floating back up into my conscious thoughts. “There is no place in the universe that is any more important or significant than another place - there are no special places in the universe.” I ( Read more... )

Upon checking my email a few minutes ago, I discovered the following pitiful attempt at identity theft:

Dear North Island Credit Union Customer ( Read more... )

So I have my alarm clock radio tuned to NPR, or Not Proper for Republicans radio ( Read more... )

Alright, children. Gather round. It's time for your current events lesson ( Read more... )

Greetings, Gentle Reader ( Read more... )

I'm tired, but I can't sleep ( Read more... )

"Paris Hilton is so petrified of being photographed on the toilet in jail she is refusing to eat or drink ( Read more... )

Whilst tooling around the Lou early this morning (think 2:00 a.m.) I was craving a little masochistic indulgence, so I stopped at White Castle ( Read more... )

I am currently sitting in a room. A typical teenager's room. There is a stereo, a fishtank, a guitar propped up in one corner, several model cars and Legos, and a wall poster of the planet earth ( Read more... )