I guess I've abandoned LJ for myspace. It's not like I ever posted anything worth reading on here anyway. It's over, turn out the lights and go home.

V.A.S.T.-I'm Dying ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5RoZm-2Y4

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Go play NOW! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/328498

I received this voice mail last night before I started work. Then after that the night got even more fucked up. Some asshole got mad at me because I didn't know what crunch cake was and if we had any. He was all pissed off and goes you work here and you dont know. It's like yes asshole I don't know fuck you. Then some customers stole the ( Read more... )

Beer is good! Beer is good! Beer is good and stuff!
http://www.psychostick.com/beer_small.htm

I have just found a guide on how to rock. This is funny shit.
http://www.wikihow.com/Rock-out