3 AM. Judging by the vague, giggly murmurs he can just make out through her door, Rosalie has either been hired by a sadistic 900 sex line or made up with her boyfriend du jour; the staff, exhausted by the demands of being employed by the Anglers, are asleep and won't leave their rooms for anything less than a fire or urinary tract infection. The ( Read more... )

stuff that happens in my life:

1. wake up with hangover
   
2. get housekeeper to call school
   
3. sleep
   
4. awakened by enfys' phone (????)
   
5. offer to sell caller male enhancement drugs. get hung up on.
   
6. read every fucking thing in enfys' phone
   
7. experience dissatisfaction because every fucking thing in enfys' phone is in special batshit enfys code
   
8. belatedly consider why ( Read more... )

( you know I love you, but you're trying to kill me, yeah. )

( cryptoconchoidsyphonostomata: while it's to be had! )

NAME. Blake Lucien Angler
D.O.B. 02/11/1992
GRADE. 10th
GPA. 3.3
EXTRACURRICULARS. Yearbook committee (exactly where you DON'T want a vengeful, petty motherfucker like Blake), Boys Golf

( what you don't know about the Angler family. )