Beware!!!

[evil_trixie]

Just so you all know, I was viciously attacked by a turkey today. Yes, it's true. Full on Jurassic Park Style. It was trying to eat throught my car and get at me. It was not afraid of the horn. It was almost daring me to hit it, be convicted of a felony, and then become someone named Ese's bitch in prison. It was sort of yelling at me from outside

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[evil_trixie]

aww yay! thats such a good idea lol

[go_eat_dust]

that shit was mad funny

[yummylemon]

HA. i just re-read this and couldnt resist posting on it. just to tell you that i have read this more than once...and it just makes me laugh. and release a little pee for laughing so much.