Just so you all know, I was viciously attacked by a turkey today. Yes, it's true. Full on Jurassic Park Style. It was trying to eat throught my car and get at me. It was not afraid of the horn. It was almost daring me to hit it, be convicted of a felony, and then become someone named Ese's bitch in prison. It was sort of yelling at me from outside
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