FUCKING HELL!!!

Thwarted. Again.

Oh well. Hahaha, all of Middle-Earth is still here in the Star Wars universe, and probably will be for awhile.

I can content myself in that victory at least.

Oh fuck.

*body takes over*

Gaaaaaaa gasbithebkalekbeloridikannnnn!!!

Yes! The final phase of my EVIL plan is complete ( Read more... )

EVIL REIGNS!!!

Come, my servant. Let us destroy these Rebel scum foolish Jedi creations of Tolkein, and RULE THE GALAXY MIDDLE-EARTH!!

EVIL!!! NUMENOR!!!

Um.

EVIL Numenor?

ALL BOW to the EVIL!!

Despite the funk of non-EVILness after my crushing defeat at the box-offices, I have resumed my EVIL practices. Lotho is now an EVIL animated flan.

That's right, not just an EVIL flan, but an animated EVIL flan. He has been drawn in BAKSHI-STYLE!!!!

Here is what he looks like:


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Bah. Continually thwarted. Blasted non-EVIL Silmarillion is beating mine in box-office sales by the millions.

Fuckers.

I swear I WILL have revenge for this.

DAMMIT!!!!

I HAVE BEEN THWARTED!!!

RAGH!! BASTARDS!!!

You will live to regret this. I will not be ridiculed! I AM BAKSHI, LORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL!!!

I need a drink.

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MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

Let's see. Anything EVIL I can do today?

Hm.

*gives Celeborn an evil talking llama*

Yes. My work here is done.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Using the power of EVIL I have transported Marigold Gamgee and Ruby Bolger to my EVIL LAIR and turned them into BAKSHI-PUDDING!!

They are now given the mission of smothering Drogo Baggins with themselves. They will serve ONLY THE BAKSHI AND HIS AGENTS while accomplishing this goal.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!