*abducts wraithbaby*

AHAHAHAAAAA!!!

*appears in evil lair*

*dumps wraithbaby out onto lab table*

HMM!

Well. Now that I have my EVIL body, I must do something suitably EVIL to show my power again!

Soooo......

I WILL TURN RANDOM CHARACTERS OF TOLKIE'S INTO SMALL PLASTIC VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES!!!

Starting with YOU.


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I need a new body.

YOURS!

*copies body in EVIL manner*

MWA HA HA!


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*summons up a horde of kirbies, again*

Come my EVIL minions! We must march down to Middle-Earth!!

*legions of kirbies pass over hills and mountains and descend upon Imladris*

MWA HA HA!

*giggles insanely*

Bakshi will rule you AAAAALL!!

Ohyes...

Ooh. ;)

::High pitched evil laughter can be heard from Bakshi's laboratory. A huge pink thing, Bakshi himself (in enlarged Kirby form), waddles across the room and switches a few levers. Inside a glass case is a hardcopy of all of Tolkien's recent notes involving the characters he created in Middle-Earth. In another is a database containing LiveJournal's ( Read more... )

*runs over a large hill, marshmallow-face painted in Braveheart-style. legions upon legions of angry kirbies are behind, almost three million. bakshi yells in a high-pitched, squeaky scottish accent*

FREEDOM!!

YES!! My EVIL army is complete!! There are MILLIONS of kirbies here! All await my signal, and then we shall descend upon ALL and a very EVIL manner!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I was sneezed on by my (former?) servant of the Dark SideI have contracted the animated form of my modified virus. It, however, has freed me from the confines of that other, sniveling, incoherent body ( Read more... )

*cackle*

Dankestakurikalizefinabilokiraligaaaaa!!!!