Livejournal, if you were a squirrel, I'd run you the fuck over with my civic. AND FUCK YOU TOO! cunt.

SWAMP ASS: coming soon.....

Wow, its been along time since I've written in this thing. Well, I guess I've alot better things to do than sit on the computer writing blah blah blah. Mabey I'll write something more interesting soon. Ohhhhh the suspense.

Been partyin like its 1999. Ben tea-bagged Isaac 6 times in one night. Smokin hydro like its going out of style. Lucky Strikes are too expensive. Stickin with Samson. Heated floors in rich peoples houses are the fuckin coolest thing I've ever seen. Southern Comfort tastes like candy. Jed quit showering. Jens naked boobs. Carved a Buddha out of ( Read more... )

Friday night I went to The Chance to see ALL OUT WAR. It was fuckin' crazy. There were 4 other bands. FULL BLOWN CHAOS was first, they fuckin' rocked. The next band just sucked, I think they were called Unbalanced. But who cares, they sucked. And then UNEARTH played, they were pretty awesome and then SHUTDOWN. They were good. I kept laughing though ( Read more... )

I saw REEFER MADNESS yesterday for the first time. It was Dope. huh huh. I ordered it from amazon on DVD today along with the first TABLA BEAT SCIENCE album. I got one of those Borders/Waldenbooks gift cards and I used it online to get them. Cool beans man. And my fuckin foot hurts. I don't exactly know why. But it could happen to your daughter, or ( Read more... )

So I made Jed a live journal today. Everyone should check it before he changes it. He's lemon891. You'll have a good laugh. Anyway, I love cheese.

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I was just at Dharmaware helping unload a truck of all this stuff imported from India. I made ten, BEANS! or dollars. $. I have a movie in my posession called Liquid Sky. I'll watch later. Right now I'm sittin' back and enjoying the mu-zak.

I started a community. Its called poetry_orgy. So I started it and everything but I just can't figure out how to post in it. damnit. So could someone be so kind as to let me in on the big secret of how to do this? It would be much appreciated. Namaste.