You know, I do give Taco Bell a lot of crap for putting sour cream on everything.

But I have to remember that they had talking trash cans too.

They are making a movie based on the Youth In Revolt series by C.D.Payne ( Read more... )

I don't really like games that are so close-minded that they will not let you pick the name of your own pets. I don't really want a dragon named "Azure" or "George." I want a dragon named "Applehead." And what are with the lame puppet names like "E100" or "X-32"? Those really do push the lame limits. No, they really should let you name your ( Read more... )

Last night, Hulk Hogan came into our Subway and wanted some Cherry Vanilla ice cream.

But we were all out of it.

So, he settled for Strawberry instead.

The Knoxville News Sentinel now publishes Pearls Before Swine. Therefore, there is now no reason whatsoever to buy the Maryville Daily Times ever again.

This concludes this update.

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I was having nightmares, so I bought an angel. I set her above my bed, to ward off all my bad dreams.

It didn't work, so I went and bought two more.

I even got the limited edition towel version, which isn't even pictured on the package. It is worth about eighty dollars, twenty times what I paid for it.

But they still don't keep the nightmares

Riding bicycles is stupid. You're all dorks.

Whiskers says:
I hate phones. <3
Baki says:
I love TV.

And there, for just a moment, everything really started to slide. Everything made perfect sense.

Is that Jason Lee in that new Chipmunks movie ( Read more... )