So... I haven't updated in a while. Let me update. I got a promotion at work, so now I'm part of management. I got a new car, and it's a LeBaron convertable. Cost three hundred dollars. I wrecked it monday. His fault, he's paying for the repairs and perhaps a rental car in the mean time. I really don't mind because I needed to fix some things on ( Read more... )

Ryan's mom wants us to have kids ASAP ( Read more... )

Keith, if you haven't seen this, then I think you would probably enjoy this the most out of everyone ( Read more... )

I don't twist the cap back on the milk carton. I push the top until it clicks into the right place. But I do twist it off.

Well fuck. Seems life kind of sucks ( Read more... )

I'm drinking a cup of vomit ( Read more... )

My password to everything is my name backwards.

Just so everyone knows.

Apparently everyone that read this completely missed the first part where it said Mako-chan. Mako-chan is a person, so the question was originally directed at her. Just thought I'd mention that.

Harrison Bergeron.

End Transmission.

Go look at this.

Look at that.