My grandpa invented the cell phone ergonomics design that made one ear-sweat into it.

Giraffe souls are tasty.

Let's eat kittens!

Sixteen weeks of no evil? Sheesh. Well...um ::naked booty dance::

Even OUR Steven Speilberg is impressed at your Speilberg.

"I thought I was evil..." said our Steven. "Hell, everyone here is evil! But...aliens? I don't know whether to be impressed or cry. The worst I made Jones do was punch a kitten."

I'm not an expert in Russian politics because I spent six months living in Western Alaska. I'm an expert in Russian politics because I spent three weeks cracking the KGB computers and downloading all possible files ( Read more... )

In my evil universe, the Republican National Convention has been held in Uruagay.

I'm not quite sure what this means. But Stephen Colbert is having a field day. And a hooker. Random hookers are Colbert's guests half the time.

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Argentina recently passed Truth In Advertising laws. Big Macs are now called 'Cow Eyeball Surprise'.

Surprise!

I guess the 'good' universe has it's upsides. You guys don't have the sequel to 'Last Action Hero' called 'Last Romance-Comedy-Drama Romantic Befuddled Englishman'. Damn you, Hugh Grant, daaaamn you!