O Fiendishly Perky Mistress, I have failed you ( Read more... )

//firewall against those who are not in league with her fiendish adorableness//All is proceeding better than I could have possibly guessed. The dark-haired male associate of the slayer minion has visited this place of business each morning to collect more of the tainted beverage, and each morning I give him a thermos along with my feigned well- ( Read more... )

//firewall against all employees, their associates, and those who may not support The Gleeful Minxish One//The slayer minion was not at work today. One of her associates in the cause of good appeared on our doorstep and pleaded illness. I believe he called it, "The Flu." I acted appropriately concerned for her well-being and gave him a thermos ( Read more... )

//firewall against all employees, their associates, and those who may not support She Who Brings New Meaning To V. V. Cute//

I "hired" (the strange human word for enslaved) a new minion cashier a few days ago. I am quite fond of her. She reminds me of the Delightfullly Villainous One in temperament, and she makes the slayer minion turn various ( Read more... )

//firewall against all employees, their associates, and those who may not support The Nancing One//

I find one aspect of this role to be most amusing. The slayer (pardon, A slayer) is forced to work for me, a mere minion, as my minion, although she knows not that she is bringing about the neutralization of herself and her fellow slayers that ( Read more... )

//Firewall against all those who, in their extreme ignorance, do not support my Mistress//

I am indeed the luckiest of minions, for I do very much enjoy the work that She Who Nances And Preens has assigned to me. The camouflage that she created for me in her wisdom is perfect for her needs, and I shall continue to follow her orders so that her ( Read more... )

Upon the orders of She Who I Now Serve, I now have a journal to better communicate with Her Adorable Evilness.

Her current ingenious plan is proceeding just like she said. My insignificant role in her brilliant scheme brings me great pleasure, and I shall succeed with all tasks given to me. May her cuddly glory magnificence live forever.

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