1. If you wear lipliner, your cheap-ass lipstick won't slide off of your lips and all over your face. Please take this into account before you Myspace junkeez go photo crazy with your digi cam...again ( Read more... )

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I just finished posting all of the new individual pics to the band's Myspace page. They're pretty awesome.

See?


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My dad put up some of my jewelry on eBay.

Here is linkage.

My dad wrote the auctions, hence the misspellings and bizarre capitalization and punctuation. I should probably rewrite those before he does that again. He also uses my auctions to advertise his own business and auctions, as he is a professional woodcarver and painter.

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Pepto-Bismal is Satan-a-licious!

Went to the show last night. I was hoping to see Ayria, but I got really sick to my stomach around 11:15 and I needed to get the hell out of there or risk puking in that toilet, and that toilet is NOT something I want my face near. Ever. So I have determined that I have to stay away from cranberry juice when mixed with a hazy, cigarette-induced fog ( Read more... )

1. Got my new job. $20,000 more a year, full health benefits from day one, and a company car. Take THAT, everyone who told me I was wasting my time studying psychology ( Read more... )

You should all plan on coming out to th Thanksgiving-eve show next week. We will be debuting our new guitarist, Tom, who with tear it up onstage with Aric. Tom already made his official debut in Cleveland on Halloween night, and now it's time to unleash him in Pittsburgh.


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So here is a picture of a very happy alligator.


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