I can put my toes in my mouth.

They are not as yummy as I would like.

I was just getting over being sick, and I was poisoned tonight at dinner.  I asked for a Cherry Pepsi, which I usually ask for in order that I not accidentally get a diet, since I have a violent reaction to Aspartame.  My heartrate gets erratic, my temperature spikes, I get a headache and dizziness, and certain digestive problems as my body tries ( Read more... )

Edited for being gross.

I got a 70 cent an hour raise today.  Whoo ( Read more... )

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Laura asked for an update, so here it is.  There's not much going on in my life, though ( Read more... )

Past couple days, I haven't been sleeping well at all.  I got maybe two hours of sleep last night, maybe four the night before.  Needless to say, I got home from work today feeling tired to the point of exhaustion.  I watched last night's episode of Drive on the television, watched most of Smoking Aces, then crawled into bed ready to sleep.  Just ( Read more... )

I think I hate people so much because I envy the ease with which they can live from moment to moment.  From the profound to the most simplistic, I am hounded by a realistic estimate of what will come and the memory of everything that came before.  I am cursed with perspective:  like all my dreams, my life is lived partially from a third person view ( Read more... )

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Everyone's being way too silent lately.  So tell me, how's it going?  Everyone all right?  Anyone got big things going on?  Anyone even know someone with things happening?

C'mon people, dish.  I'm spazzing that things are going on and nobody wants to talk to me.