Ryan Hart: but anyways, so, I had, once again, another Team H.U.M.P ingeniousy in the shower ( Read more... )

Two priests walk into a bar, the elephant yells "Fuck, I'm in the wrong joke!"

X'D hilarity!

[15:24] Thomas: i want pet ninjas T.T
[15:25] Ryan Hart: I have those in my pants
[15:25] Thomas: o.o *steps away*
[15:26] Ryan Hart: *undoes pants, tiny ninjas swarm you*
[15:26] Thomas: Ack!!! Crabs!!!!! *runs around*

Vixên says:
never clicking on links from you anymore! lol
"Orochi" Ryan Hart says:
you know, that's what everyone says after that, but they still do
Vixên says:
your like an addiction
"Orochi" Ryan Hart says:
now only if I can get the girls to say that

Vixên says:
so tired... damn work
"Orochi" Ryan Hart says:
too much anal sex huh?
Vixên says:
In the camp full of small children and old woman ?
"Orochi" Ryan Hart says:
hey, with enough alcohol...
Vixên says:
Bad ryan... Bad !

True Zealot says:
But there is no way that it could be thick enough to warrant such a durability and oh my god why are we talking about the width of a dire bears cock skin?

I have the wierdest conversations with aussies at 1am

Ryan Hart: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0WdmIdgBj6A
Ryan Hart: so cute
Thomas Cheske: *watches*
Thomas Cheske: Gah!
Thomas Cheske: Too
Thomas Cheske: Much
Thomas Cheske: CUTE!
Thomas Cheske: *dies from cuteness overload
Ryan Hart: X'D

Lust is when you love what you see, love is when you lust for what's inside.

So I'm sitting here, laughing at a webcomic, when my winamp plays this song. I didn't think anything of it at first, then I stoped and listened. It makes me think of Coley, and more so, how much I miss her. It's been about a year since I've had any type of contact with her ( Read more... )

[14:56] Cassidy: my final is kicking my ass... How the hell am I supposed to learn how to program with AWK in an intro class ( Read more... )