Ali: Wanna come shopping with me? Your like a chick, but not.
Penguin: ...I dont' know if I should be insulted... or feeling special...

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Mortal Kombat!!!! says ( Read more... )

Damned Dopplegangers
They're always trying to steal my cheese
My purple cheese
My purple cheese on the podium
Guarded by a illithid osteomancer
I only hope that one day
He does not eat the cheese
The purple cheese
For it would surely
Be a sad day
For the purple cheese
*takes a bow*

The sparkles! They attack me! ARRGGGHHH!!!!!!!

"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says ( Read more... )

Woot!

Good side: I have nearly a 75% chance of living
Bad side: killing friends is bad

Not true! *blush*

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Ok, so here is an amusing idea;
You take some hair (like the kind that looks like pubes) and tie it to a string, wear some shorts, and let it hang out your short bottoms, and when someone stares at it your just like 'oh shit, gotta adjust' and you reach down and pull the string up

Great for reactions