Dear livejournal,
I have decided that I'm gay for a man named Sufjan Stevens. He rocks my cock. That is all.

....*wonders to self* why does everyone think I'm heartbroken about being dumped? I honestly don't care that much...? I'm sorry Candice, I mean I know you were looking forward to me falling on my face, but I haven't fallen yet.

ummm like my myspace name suggests, Bryan no longer sees starrs.

Dear livejournal,
....*dialup noise* my brain is dead.

Fate is an elegant, cold-hearted whore ( Read more... )

There once was a man named Ed
Who would never take a woman to bed.
When he wanted to fiddle,
he cut out the middle,
And hung the rest in the shed

MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for once that I could get EVERYONE into a big room at once and listen to them tell their stories. Then they could fight it out face to face and not give me different stories, because I hate having to decide who is lying and who isn't. I think if I were God, that's what I'd do. Make everyone face the people that they talk about. I want to ( Read more... )

I know my letters. I bet I know them better. I know my letters. Watch me now.
ABCDEFG
ABCDEFG
ABCDEFG
ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXY AND Z.
That's all.

I saw Conor!!!!! and umm...Scenesters are dumb as hell. That is all.

Children, listen to me carefully, SEX IS A BAD THING. That is all...
I'ma enter a life of chastidy. Oh yeah, I'm 16, Happy Fucking Birthday Asshole.