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[evils]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evils!

1. Ostriches stick their heads in evils not to hide but to look for water!
2. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in evils.
3. Evils is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
4. Evils once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
5. Evils is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.

Comments

[chaosvizier]

Ostriches stick their heads in evils not to hide but to look for water!

And where EXACTLY do they stick their heads? Do they require batteries when they do so? And are they sure it's "water" that they find?

If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in evils.

But is it possible for evils to sink in you?

Evils can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.

In unrelated trivia, evils has starred in over four hundred tongue-related pornographic films.

ROFL

[evils]

Ostriches are the new rampant rabbits! ;-)

Yes, my tongue-related porno's are legendary. I could tell you a few stories! ;-)