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Why Do I Even Talk, Part 9247
The other day in class I said, "Your partner is your oyster, so crack them right open!"
No, you don't need context. I was there and I had all the context and I legitimately have no idea what I meant. -
Death
Today I went to a funeral.
( This will not be uplifting, so skip to the end where there will be bunnies. ) -
Where Everybody Knows Your Name
I have a story. I have many stories, but this one is exceptional even for me.
Content warning: going to a bar for drinky goodness.
( Rarely have I felt so welcomed as I did at the end of this tale. ) -
Combat with Chaos!
As mentioned not too long ago, I have three skills.
That's right, cooking was not one of them. However, this story is about one of my skills that does exist, much to everyone's surprise.
( I am both overqualified and underqualified at times. ) -
Cooking With Chaos!
I am a man of many skills.
Hahaha no, that's hyperbole, I have about three skills.
( Three might also be hyperbole but I'll give myself the benefit of the doubt here. ) -
BLOOD
Did I teach a class on Tuesday? Yes ( Read more... ) -
Mortal Movie Madness!
After so many years, I'm getting back into the habit of movie reviews because I love movies. And if you remember anything about me, you know I love bad movies. So, without further ado...
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT
( It was not a flawless victory. But it didn't finish me either. ) -
No Really, This Time I'm Back And I Mean It
Sure, everyone might be a bit surprised by yesterday's storytime, but you're all thinking "Oh come on, he does this every year, posts a thing and then disappears for a year. Yawn, boooooring." And that's fair. But this time it's different.
And sure, you're thinking "Hahaha yeah, you said that last year and the year before that and here we are," and ( Read more... ) -
What Quizzes May Come
A new Daily Quiz is up and running! Come on over and play and watch the fun go round.