Damn. Missed out on an A by 5 marks. Still, 80% is not too terrible.

Now that's out of the way I will cease berating myself.

I must apologise to all those on my flist with degrees, masters and phd's who must be rolling their eyes at this point.

rubbing the vaginal secretions of a cow in season onto the private parts of a condemned female criminal in the arena in order to cause the bull's member to become stiff enough to penetrate her and thus rupturing her internal organs. Of course if she didn't snap she would be put to the sword anyway. Charming.*

*actually I'm quite pleased that I ( Read more... )

Once again from the mighty sebastiancreed ... KITTENS!!!

( Polite cut tag )

You need to see this now! My day has taken a turn for the better!

Happy Birthday jadesy! Hope you're having a fabulous day!

If you're wondering what that racket is, its blu_matt doing a celebratory jiggle because his nemisis has resigned.

Pictures of what's left (courtesty of nin.com and donation link)

Multo huggage from me and his royal blueness to the generous, brave, inspirational and all round top gal angledge who's over there working her socks off as we speak.

A huuuge "Happy Birthday old git sweetheart" to blu_matt! Have a super, smashing, lovely, great day and year! xxx

I would love to have been party to the band discussion for the Rolling Stones video I came round to this morning on Kerrang tv.

"Keith, Keith ... guess what? We're gonna dress up in sailor suits and prance about in foam. What think you?"

"Hmmm ... rock n' roll ... I like it!"