On a happier note, I'd forgotten just how much joy there's to be found in The Cramps' cover of "Tequila".

( Come on up to the House (Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan) )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evils!

1. Ostriches stick their heads in evils not to hide but to look for water!
2. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in evils.
3. Evils is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
4. Evils once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
5. Evils is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.

Damn you, Classic FM TV. Damn you and your scantily clad, toit, laydeez pouting in skimpy frocks. Damn their bouncy, bouncy, jiggling ways and their long, elegant, bronzed limbs. I should be studying, not dribbling. Cease this contemptible teasing and send them round to my house, tout suit, for a proper spanking.

And now, back to Rousseau ...

Some fecker's just hacked through my bike lock and pinched my shiny new bike from the stairwell. I mean they broke into the stair and detached my bike from the bars of the stair and the three other bikes it was sandwiched between ( Read more... )

( Dear Santa ... )

Roll up, roll up! Look what you coulda won!

The Advertising Slogan Generator

( Avez-vous un Evils? )

I am ready to grow up now. That doesn't mean lose my (for want of a better term) "inner child". I just mean I'm leaving behind the baggage that's worn heavy on my shoulders over the past decade ( Read more... )

( The corruption of poo! courtesy of glitter graphics) )