"I survived a horrific plane crash and am stranded on an island somewhere Northeast of Australia and Southwest of Hawaii. In the event that I am never found, please forward word of my fate to my parents."

i might just be a bit behind or something

hey! i love halloween. its my favorite time of the year. i just love the ambience ( Read more... )

why am i so comfortable with the idea of marriage? i always thought it was a prison, and kids were the shackles that cut at your ankles. now, i cant wait to have little clemens brats runnin around. i sicken myself man, i used to wanna be a lone wolf til my forties. and now im tryin to figure out how to save money for my vera wang dress. that ( Read more... )

in the last 24 hours have you ( Read more... )

well, im at my moms. we all were supposed to go to dinner tonight but..GUESS WHAT!? hes upstairs with that nasty cirrhosis-bound slut Evelyn! i fucking hate that whore. im sick and tired of her and if i have to go to jail showing that exact point to her i will. of course im pissed at my dad, but i hate her more because she wont go away when shes ( Read more... )

why am i so damned stressed all the time? whenever i just want to sit around and watch tv, i feel like im wasting valuable minutes i should be spending doing something important. i just want to slow down, even though top speed has only gotten me a crappy job in data entry so far ( Read more... )

it never fails. everyday now the maintenance guy mows the lawn. when he is not mowing the lawn, hes weedwacking. it drives me crazzy, because its always around the same time i try and take a nap before getting ready for work. now, i understand that lawncare is important, but trimming and cutting should not be a daily chore ( Read more... )

I have like an hour where i dont have to do anything. i think i will bathe my seffie. he is mightily scummy ( Read more... )

Hey everyone!!! I havent really had a journal in years, so heres hopin for consistency ( Read more... )