how old are you, christian?

3!

when do you turn 4?

spiderman!

uh... no. when do you turn four?

5, 6, 7, 8, 5, 7.

uh... okay how about this. when's your birthday?

spiderman 2!!!!

i haven't updated since may
do you want to fight about it?

does anyone have kevin devine's cover of neutral milk hotel's holland 1945?

dressed up in: break was kind of boring.
Pyro2876: yeah mine sucked
dressed up in: why
Pyro2876: i havnt chilled with any of you guys...

may 23.
perfect day to skip school and go to the beach.
it's richard chase's birthday, and the average high temperature is in the seventies.

passover last night was really bad. try to imagine this scenario: donny my drunk uncle is trying to talk to everybody but he's too drunk to be coherent. debra my mom's sister is sooo earthy and she's wearing all this makeup and acting generally like a weirdo. she made me smell garlic and she rubbed her wine glass on my face. honestly, i'd think she ( Read more... )

I don't think you're a savant, even though you seem pretty bright. Unless you have an extreme urge to count sand every time you're at the beach, i can't imagine you would be ( Read more... )

good job of staying in touch, you lazy, leaky doucehbag! i'm going to ( Read more... )

problem: i am failing spanish and have a d+ or below in every other class because i sit at my computer and get high too often.

solution: get high and go on the computer.

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