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I have the barest, slightest, only-visible-in-certain-lighting-and-certain-conditions-and-even-then-hardly-so, hint of a four-pack.
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*contemplates her food*
It has taken me a long time, but I've finally discovered the nutella banana sandwich. Nutella is manna, I am convinced. -
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Nature has informed me in no uncertain terms that it is Spring, and everything is having sex. I found maggots in something I'd left out a couple days ( Read more... ) -
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Someone I know--a family friend, from church--has been diagnosed with malignant pleural mesothelioma. "Advanced", I am told, though I don't quite know what that means; local invasion into the pericardium is what I'm given to understand, no word on mets. The doctors say, 48 hours to live ( Read more... ) -
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I HAVE A PULL-UP BAR (in Melbourne, that is, I know I have one in SG)
AND TODAY I DID DEAD-HANG PULL-UPS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
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departmental shenanigans
1) One of the profs told me this story today. Years ago, the uni didn't have any security measures in place around the handling of cadavers. Now we have restricted access, cameras not allowed etc. In particular, the windows of the dissection room are frosted and sealed shut. This is because, back when they were openable, a medical student once ( Read more... ) -
90% of what I know about Jewish culture, I learnt from the jokes
It occurs to me that we are in the Days of Repentance, smack between two Jewish holidays/holy days, so in the spirit of things I figured I should post a couple jokes ( Read more... ) -
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I have stretch marks.
I am exceedingly bemused. I mean...why? Where did they come from? I haven't, as far as I can tell, put on any fat (I'm not as lean as I'd like, but I'm...yeah). I'm not on any steroids, so no GCS-caused striae. Don't tell me it's dem deadlifts, because are you serious you've got to be fucking with me. I'm mostly confused ( Read more... ) -
I haven't done anything really O_o in a while, have I
I was shoving shit around my bookshelf cleaning just now when I came across the condom from first year. I'd never gotten around to water-ballooning anyone, come think of it. On a whim I opened it. On another whim I smelled it and was olfactorily (that's not a word, is it) transported to my lab, with its formaldehyde'd and buffered embryos. I...am ( Read more... ) -
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1) Gotten better at microtoming. Can cut fairly reliably now. Yay.
2) Watched my supervisor break a mouse's neck. VERY COOL.
3) MY MICROWAVE IS FUCKED, OH FUCK ME DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I RELY ON IT