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[eviltriumphs]

I LOVE YOU, LINDA.

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[overshadowedboy]

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[eviltriumphs]

ARI, YOU'RE COMPLETELY USELESS AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU EVEN THE SLIGHTEST IN ANY COCIEVABLE FASHION.

...Hey, that one turned out awful!

Wrong journal appropriate icon, forgive it!

[thin_shadow]

I...

[eviltriumphs]

CRY MORE, IT'LL HELP.

And keep looking at me with that adorable expression! It's tugging at my heart strings!!

[mrbaseballfan]

I knew you loved someone, Stan! Hey, while we're at it, wanna go blow up the city? It'll be great fun!

[eviltriumphs]

Of course! Linda, however hideous she may be, is the sole object of my affection! I completely respect her disgust with sex and want to go to exciting tea parties with her and to be with her FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER.

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Your idea sounds terrible. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BASEBALL SLAVE, I DON'T HOPE YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND ME!!!

[mrbaseballfan]

YOU AND LINDA ARE A PERFECT MATCH. Can you do anything about this, Stan? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

[eviltriumphs]

THANKS, YOU ARE A LOVELY PERSON. I sitting on my ass and not trying damn thing, and I think all my efforts are finally starting to pay off. Ugh. I'll keep not-trying, but whatever this in, it's a magic I'm all too familiar with.

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[invisible_ai]

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I didn't think you did return her feelings.

[eviltriumphs]

I DO. I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART.

AAARRRGHH!!!!!

[Voice]

[invisible_ai]

Linda will be pleased to know this.

You shouldn't tell her this yourself.
...What?

[Voice]

[eviltriumphs]

YOU'RE BRILLAINT!! YOU UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!

[eviltriumphs]

I'M TELLING THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT LINDA. ESPECIALLY HER LOVELY, ANGELIC VOICE.

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There is nothing wrong with me and I certainly do not want to bash my own head in with a stone.

[eviltriumphs]

I'd normally disagree to your completely true statement, but... ugh. I'm not already confused!!

[wrong_lever]

Very well. I concede.

...I mean. I'll stop playing with the voodoo dolls.

...that is-!

[eviltriumphs]

I'm glad you've conceded to this unnecessary war. I was getting tired of ally the fighting!!

And pigs fly. All the time. And they cry chocolate rainbows.