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[eviltriumphs]

I LOVE YOU, LINDA.

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[omniconcert]

Well, I'm totally through with you. You're, like, so totally boring, and your evil laugh is, like, L-A-M-E.

I totally like Kisling more than I like you, you know. He's got some pretty cool facial hair. You totally don't.

[eviltriumphs]

You... you do?

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! After all we've been through, after all those special moments, you finally decide to tell me this now?! I gave you everything, and this is how you return my love, Linda darling? My heart is shattered into a million billion pieces, you unfeeling wench!!

[omniconcert]

You smell bad.

[eviltriumphs]

YEAH I DO!