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[eviltriumphs]

Alright slaves, as irresistable as I am, you're going to have to ignore your insatiable lust for me for about 2 minutes while I explain my diabolical plans.

THAT INCLUDES YOU, BLIMP BUTT!! Ugh, I'm going to have to brush my teeth for days after you and Sitar Slave...

Moving on.

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[overshadowedboy]

...

[eviltriumphs]

Yes Slave, even you'll have to join the fight. Now that you have your magic back, you could be--God help me for saying this--a semi-useful asset.

[overshadowedboy]

Aren't there more important things...?

[eviltriumphs]

Like what?! Slave, this is your entire purpose! This is the very reason you exist after you sold your soul to me! We have a Fake Evil King running around, possibly causing all the chaos and mayhem I should be causing! You are NOT sitting this one out!!

[Locked]

[mrbaseballfan]

Remind me why I should fight this Epros guy, Stan?

[Locked]

[eviltriumphs]

Because he's suffered a lobotomy and is still under the delusion that he is the Phantom Evil King, meaning that he is both hogging the power that is rightfully mine and is no longer one of my followers.

More importantly, because I told you to!!

[herowithparasol]

That was a much longer curse than expected. Really, does no one carry charms anymore?

So that's The Phantom Evil King, Laharl the Overlord, Prussia the Hostile Annexing Nation and Zim...the Destroyer?

I'll admit, its disturbing how neatly aligned and long our list of shared enemies grows, but this hardly makes us allies. Nonetheless. If Ari wishes to help me, I suppose you have no choice but to come along like a worthless and largely unhelpful flap in the breeze.

...Hmph! I gargled 20 times and used a whole bottle of mouthwash, I'll have you know.

[herowithparasol]

Oh yes. And this Wind Mage...

[locked]

[eviltriumphs]

Apparently not you. Not that I expected you to have that sort of intelligence anyway.

If by that you mean Fake Evil Floating Freak, Cockroach Head, Prussistan, Dark Wizard Child of Questionable Gender, and... I don't know, that one kid who looks like he's about to puke, then yes.

I don't think either of us expect to be nor want to be allies. But... fighting a common enemy at the same moment wouldn't technically count as an alliance. Ignoring your pitiful insults, what the hell does this mean:

I shall be where death tolls.
High above the city folds.
Can you guess where I shall be?
Or will you never see?
Such a dangerous path ahead.
Would you not rather go back to bed?

Phantom Bastard said it was some sort of riddle, but I was a little... uh, distracted, to translate it properly. So hurry up and solve it so we can be on our way!!

I'm almost sure I threw up in my mouth a little, you cow!!!

Re: [locked]

[herowithparasol]

Those Evil Researchers must have emptied my pockets before dumping me here like common thieves, but at least they didn't take the big nuts...

I like my classifications better.

Where death tolls... The graveyard wouldn't be very high above, but the church steeple, perhaps? Or maybe the roof of the hospital?

What a bother. At least the ones on the map were shorter riddles.

Oh? So that wasn't your breath... Pig. I hope you intend to put on a shirt, next time.

[shot_first]

Fruity-looking holding ca-

Now hang on, you can't tell me Luxord's here too.

[eviltriumphs]

Eh? Luxord? Oh hell, is that what he's calling himself now?! DAMN IT EPROS, PICK AN IDENTITY AND STAY WITH IT!

/stalks

[theforceoncrack]

ohshi--

[eviltriumphs]

Oh. Yeah. You.

Listen, I have other evil beings to defeat, so we'll have to hold off on our epic duel until a more timely... time. With the defeat of the "Phantom Evil King", I'll finally have that Bubbly Annoyance out of my way, so he takes a little more priority!

YOU GOIN DOWN

[theforceoncrack]

Can't say I agree with that, Stan.

BRING IT OOOOOOOON щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

[eviltriumphs]

What?!

Oh fine, I'll put you on the list of people to annihilate. There. Satisfied?