Comments | eviltriumphs: [Voice Post]

eviltriumphs

[Voice Post]

Jan 01, 2009 01:12

[Cuts in to a very baffled, very irritated Stan muttering incoherently, and then...]

Ugh, for the last time, little girl! I don't know who you are and I don't know why you have pointed ears or shadow powers but get this through your head:

I. DON'T. HAVE. A. DAUGHTER.

...WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! STOP THAT! SHUT UP OR I'LL WRING YOUR SCRAWNEY LITTLE--!

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ineuphony January 1 2009, 06:29:47 UTC

You shouldn't threaten a girl like that when she's crying! Doing that is the worse!

1/2 eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 06:39:06 UTC

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY DAUGHTER!!!!!

2/2 eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 06:39:39 UTC

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I did not just say--

Augh.

[Voice (oh yeah..she's on voice btw lol) ineuphony January 1 2009, 06:42:34 UTC

YOU STILL SHOULDN'T YELL WHEN SOMEONE IS CRYING! IT DOESN'T FIX THE PROBLEM!

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secrethistorian January 1 2009, 07:01:59 UTC

Ya shouldn't threaten a kid like that, especially a girl! That isn't nice at all!

eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 07:09:05 UTC

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! I KNOW HOW TO TALK TO MY OWN--!

eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 07:09:56 UTC

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If this girl claims she's my daughter, she should know what I'm like by now. Why couldn't she have chosen a more... loving father-figure to annoy?! Like Sitar Slave! Or a rabid dog!

secrethistorian January 1 2009, 07:16:32 UTC

Not sure a rabid dog would be the answer! And you could always just be a loving father-figure to her, and still yell at everybody else?

[ He got the feeling this guy yelled a lot. Had to wonder where all that lung capacity came from? ]

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overshadowedboy January 1 2009, 07:54:15 UTC

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eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 21:50:13 UTC

That's right, Slave. Don't you dare say a word.

overshadowedboy January 2 2009, 02:12:17 UTC

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eviltriumphs January 2 2009, 02:17:25 UTC

Good boy.

omniconcert January 1 2009, 21:35:38 UTC

A daughter?

eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 21:51:05 UTC

IT'S NOT YOURS SO SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE FOREVER GO PROCREATE WITH EPROS OR SOMETHING.

omniconcert January 1 2009, 23:36:22 UTC

We have a daughter?! Ohmigosh, really?! When did that happen? That's so totally awesome! What's her name? Is she pretty like me? She is evil? Huh? Huh?

eviltriumphs January 2 2009, 00:47:43 UTC

Didn't you hear a word I said?! SHE'S NOT YOURS. SHE'S NOT MINE!! SHE'S JUST... JUST SOME KID!!!

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If this thing is my offspring, I would have have no doubt in my mind that she's every bit as evil as her father.

notzombiefood January 1 2009, 21:37:07 UTC

Stan, you have a daughter? I think I'm seeing you in a different light.

eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 21:53:12 UTC

I will crush your skull with a single flick of my finger and feast upon your oozing brains.

notzombiefood January 1 2009, 22:09:08 UTC

Love you too, Stan.

1/2 eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 22:13:22 UTC

Ugh. As if I needed any more inferior roaching clinging to m--

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