Comments | eviltriumphs: He has no idea what's going on, FYI

eviltriumphs

He has no idea what's going on, FYI

Mar 29, 2009 01:23

Before I address anyone of actual value:

YES. THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR. SO EITHER YOU STUPID, BARELY-EVOLVED WORMS CAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT SIDE, OR YOU CAN SHUT UP AND EXILE YOURSELF. If you choose the latter, I will probably split your cheeks open and light your vital organs on fire with my dark powers. ...Actually, I'll probably do that anyway, ( Read more... )

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leaveit2deutsch March 29 2009, 05:43:36 UTC

B-bu...but war is wrooong! People could get hurt, or killed!

eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 05:46:16 UTC

You say that as if I didn't intend to smoosh the entire human species under my perfectly manicured thumb and envelop their world in a dark cloud of terror and pain.

Wait.

ARE YOU A LIBERAL?!?!

leaveit2deutsch March 29 2009, 05:55:02 UTC

W-what? PLEASE DON'T HURT ANYOOONEEE!!!

N...no! I'm not! I'm I-Italia, a nation!

eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 06:04:43 UTC

TOO LATE!!!I have brought death and destruction to even the most remote villages on my world, submerging them into an era of chaos and torment the world hadn't known since my predecessor!! That "Great Hero Hopkins" tried to stop me, BUT I ONLY ROSE AGAIN, FREE OF THAT STUPID FRANCH GOD'S IDIOTIC RULES TO BECOME AN EVEN GREATER ENTITY OF ALL THINGS EVIL!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...A country, eh? Hehehehehehehe. Wonder how many punches you can take before you submit to me?

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outlawing March 29 2009, 05:51:43 UTC

How about all of you shut up about this war and let there be some peace and quiet...

Annoying assholes...

eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 06:00:43 UTC

Are you ignorant or just plain stupid? PEACE AND QUIET ARE FOR LOSERS AND PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T NOTICED PATTERNS IN HISTORY!!

You say that as if it's an insult.

outlawing March 29 2009, 06:15:27 UTC

Neither, punk.

War is for losers who are too dumb to notice other ways to solve conflicts.

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You know what? Maybe you guys should fight. Maybe if you knock the shit out of each other you'll shut up.

eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 06:33:40 UTC

War's funner. I get to light things on fire. The only downside is that I have a legitimate excuse for doing so, other than "I'm a bastardly force of evil".

MAYBE I'LL BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH ENGLAND'S LEFT LEG.

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[Text] [Private] I love you. 2cool4europe March 29 2009, 05:55:12 UTC

We're fighting England. As of right now, it's a Sitzkrieg. If at all possible, I want to provoke England into striking first so there's no way he could steal allies by playing the victim.

We're going to attempt to use his little brat to get him to strike first, before he has time to prepare.

Why the hell would I need my chip out? I'm not one of those crazy pagan sorcerers!

[Text] [Private] I love you too eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 06:26:47 UTC

Isn't he the country you keep complaining about and want to punch in the face?

Well that shouldn't be hard, considering Sealand would come along with us without being a whining irritation as long as we promised him entertainment from Sitar Slave later. I'm sure we could upset him enough for good show, then shut him up with "water robots" or whatever he's interested in.

Now that Pirate Slave is useful again and Baseball Slave has upgraded his powers, we'll have an even larger upper-hand. I think Bubbly Annoyance has some pact with another country too, Poland or something stupid like that, and at the very least we can use those airheads as an adequate distraction while we maneuver into battle positions.

Are you sure that chip isn't hindering you somehow? Granted, you're better than Ari even WITHOUT the magical abilities, but Can't you do anything?!

[Text] [Private] Marry me Y/N 2cool4europe March 29 2009, 06:50:04 UTC

Yes. And he's the one whose language you use when you speak! You're supporting him by speaking! Learn German!

And get a hold of Sealand, soon! Before all these liberals get more chances to bitch about war!

I don't need to have some stupid chip removed to be powerful. I'm strong enough to take on England and America with it still in place! Have some faith in your nation!

[Text] [Private] Y <3 eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 06:57:18 UTC

LEARN HUMAN. And at least if he speaks normal-people-language, I'll be able to get some Intel on him, since I and my slaves all speak it. I can probably send Ari to stand next to him. No one notices him, anyway.

Fine, fine. I've already had my fair share of them complaining to me about war. How about once we have England pinned, we celebrate with fireworks? And by fireworks, I mean strapping every whiny cretin to an explosive an having a blast, hehehehe.

Nations are comprised of people, and I really don't have much faith in that pathetic species. But, whatever, do what you want. You had better be right on this one.

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overshadowedboy March 29 2009, 07:42:46 UTC

Stop humoring them. This is getting stupid, I think I'd rather go into the sewers with Rosalyn.

eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 07:56:03 UTC

Slave, I'm about to conquer yet another nation, or at least damage it enough to have the fear of all of his citizens.

AND YOU WILL IGNORE WIDE HIPS UNTIL THIS WAR IS OVER, UNDERSTOOD?

overshadowedboy March 29 2009, 07:58:00 UTC

A person isn't a nation... it's just a person.... They... they don't even have citizens here.

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I still would rather go to the book club....

eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 08:03:46 UTC

You clearly haven't been around long enough to learn that things aren't what they appear. Or you're stupid. I hope it's the former; one Linda is more than enough for me.

BOOK CLUB? THAT GROUP OF HOITY-TOITY KNOW-IT-ALLS?!WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONGREGATING WITH THOSE LOSERS?!

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im_a_country_2 March 29 2009, 07:43:36 UTC

Don't call me brat!

[Private] eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 07:53:46 UTC

If you were my son, I would strike you. Right. Sorry.

Anyway, I've got a job for you. Want to finally be a respected world power?

[Private] im_a_country_2 March 29 2009, 07:56:21 UTC

Depends on what it- respected? Okay I'm listening.

[Private] eviltriumphs March 29 2009, 07:57:31 UTC

Good. How do you feel about England?

Because you're about to kick his ass in war.

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