[text so that freaking Prussia can understand him]

[eviltriumphs]

I'M SO GOD DAMN SICK OF YOU STUPID-FACED IDIOT AMERICANS SHOOTING ME EVERY TIME I SHOVE SOMEONE OUT A WINDOW OR KIDNAP A COUNTRY!!! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO FINISH MY EPIC BATTLE WITH HIM BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN BOTTLE!!

Stupid magic burst. Stupid prideful fatty America. I swear, I'm going to smother every one of his cities with a smog that will sear the

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[brb_komurinz]

What's wrong with Americans?

It seems like a very fascinating country.

[eviltriumphs]

Everything.

No, he's actually a huge moronic jerkbag with enough liberty and patriotism to make you puke.

YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU JERK.

[lovesauerkraut]

.....

ARE YOU THE KING WHO CONQUERED MY BROTHER?

LOL GERMANY, YOU NEVER GIVE UP DO YOU?

[eviltriumphs]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

NOPE LOL

[lovesauerkraut]

How about answering my question first.

Too bad Stan apparently collects Germans. Unless you call yourself Kisling, then he'll stay away :|

[eviltriumphs]

You first. Depends who your brother is. Likelihood is that I've either conquered or tortured him, no matter who he is.

[firesniper]

Slaves?

[eviltriumphs]

Yes. Forced labor and/or willing mind-warped members of my evil legion who obey my every command.

[firesniper]

Just who are you, anyway?!