MY KING?! I'M YOUR KING, YOU INFERIOR WORM!! I'M THE EVIL KING, LORD STANLEY HIHAT TRINIDAD XIV!!I AM THE EVIL KING OF PRUSSIA, SHADOW OF THE UNIVERSE, AND THE FUTURE RULER AND/OR DESTROYER OF DISCEDO!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
And yes, some bastard destroyed this world before I got here, hence why I'm trying to build it up to a substantial society so that I may throw it into chaos and slowly leech the life out of every tortured soul in this hell-hole.
Attempting to rival my evil, are you!? Your aspirations are far too low!! I am the ruler and/or destroyer of the known and unknown universe!!! My malice is far too above you for you lesser life forms to even comprehend!! The souls of everyone you've ever loved shall cower beneath my will of perpetual despair!!!!
LESSER?! I'M LORD STANLEY HIHAT TRINIDAD XIV, THE EVIL KING! I'VE BEEN A TORTUROUS EPIDEMIC TO PEOPLE FOR CENTURIES!! I'VE INCINERATED HOMES, SALTED FIELDS AND STARVED THOUSANDS, AND RAPED, PILLAGED, AND ALL OTHER THINGS NASTY AND DISTURBING TO ENTIRE VILLAGES!! YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO MATCH MY EVIL, YOU IDIOT FAKE EVIL BUTTERCUP!! DESTROY EVERYTHING I LOVE, YOU SAY? I'M INCAPABLE OF LOVE, I'M THAT EVIL!!
Whatever. You don't sound important anyway.
O'MALLEY, YOU IMPOSTER OF A TERRIBLE ENTITY, I'M THE EVILLEST THING TO EVER EXIST!!
You need to do more attacking in the game >:| Ari keeps dying and it keeps game overing and all the damn monsters in the world library throw a keg party over your grave.
I don't have to do anything!! Ari needs to grow a damn spine and learn how to fight. And where the hell are Wide Butt and Bubbly Annoyance and Phantom Freak and Bull Head in all this?! WHAT ARE THEY DOING THAT'S SO DAMN IMPORTANT?! Here I am, giving them the benefit of the doubt that they aren't useless losers, and they're off taking a nap or getting cursed!! THE GOLEMS AREN'T THAT HARD. THAT'S WHAT COMBINATION ATTACKS ARE FOR, YOU DOLTS!!
And Kisling doesn't even count. I should've just left that pervert behind in Madril.
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If they don't get the hell out of here soon, I might have to kill a few of them.
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...Prussia? How the hell did you get so small?! DAMN IT, DID YOU LOSE ANY TERRITORY? IF YOU DID, I SWEAR, I'LL GRIND YOUR FACE INTO THE EARTH.
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You look like Prussia, since all you damn nations are weird with names and faces. Frankly, I don't care.
...And you're a land of knights, eh? Hehehehehe.
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Er, well, this world already looks like it got destroyed before I arrived, but that only means it has strong "base of operations" potential!
Oh jeez, is that a rusty nail? Do you really think this is a safe place to be in?
We're wearing armor you fool!!
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And yes, some bastard destroyed this world before I got here, hence why I'm trying to build it up to a substantial society so that I may throw it into chaos and slowly leech the life out of every tortured soul in this hell-hole.
...What. Who the hell is that?!
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Oh, me? My name's--
His name does not matter! I am O'Malley!
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Whatever. You don't sound important anyway.
O'MALLEY, YOU IMPOSTER OF A TERRIBLE ENTITY, I'M THE EVILLEST THING TO EVER EXIST!!
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Stanley.
You need to do more attacking in the game >:| Ari keeps dying and it keeps game overing and all the damn monsters in the world library throw a keg party over your grave.
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And Kisling doesn't even count. I should've just left that pervert behind in Madril.
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