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eviltriumphs

[voice] hiatus what's that

Aug 01, 2009 02:04

[Post starts with a pretty wet cough and some grumbling. More on this on a later date. Stan clears his throat and starts chuckling. He's been taking stalking lessons from Prussia obvs.]

At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable ( Read more... )

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omniconcert August 1 2009, 06:25:53 UTC

I HAVE A SON!?

eviltriumphs August 1 2009, 06:38:17 UTC

...Do you have an allergy to acid?

If the answer is yes, we'll get married. Right now. I'll just be the shadow groom so my handsome doesn't melt off my face and my clothes aren't ruined any further than they already are.

Speaking of which, I need to go take a new shirt from my new son.

1/2 omniconcert August 1 2009, 06:42:19 UTC

omniconcert August 1 2009, 06:42:39 UTC

YOU JUST AGREED TO MARRY ME!

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2cool4europe August 1 2009, 06:30:25 UTC

YOU CAN'T JUST ADOPT HEIRS WITHOUT TELLING ME!

eviltriumphs August 1 2009, 06:39:01 UTC

I JUST TOLD YOU! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS POST WAS ABOUT?!

2cool4europe August 2 2009, 04:30:11 UTC

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME BEFORE YOU ADOPT THE BASTARD, YOU BASTARD!

eviltriumphs August 2 2009, 06:11:52 UTC

WHAT AM I, YOUR KEEPER?! I WASN'T GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN WHEN I ALREADY HAD FOUR-EYES WHERE I WANT HIM! WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT ANYWAY?! YOU'VE GOT AN HEIR! A MALE ONE! A MALE HEIR WITH DARK POWERS! WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?!

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overshadowedboy August 1 2009, 06:36:13 UTC

...

Do I even want to know?

No I don't....

...

eviltriumphs August 1 2009, 06:39:36 UTC

Merely that one slight issue is out of the way and I can resume my conquest for Discedo.

overshadowedboy August 1 2009, 06:45:33 UTC

Or you fell deeper into the insane pit.

eviltriumphs August 1 2009, 06:52:54 UTC

Wait, there's a pit around here? Why the hell haven't I been throwing people in it?!

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guardianjoker4 August 1 2009, 06:36:41 UTC

The wedding is off...?

Does that mean you're "Stan darling"?

eviltriumphs August 1 2009, 06:40:26 UTC

I'm not darling anything. I'm Evil King Stan, the most powerful and fearsome monster in the entire cosmos!!

AND I NEVER WANTED TO MARRY THAT SCREECHING IRRITATION!

guardianjoker4 August 1 2009, 06:42:03 UTC

Evil King Stan-san? I've never heard of you.

Ehhh? Really? But Linda-san is really nice and pretty and can sing really well!

eviltriumphs August 1 2009, 06:51:58 UTC

Why do you people keep adding things to my name?! EVIL KING STAN. IT'S JUST. EVIL KING STAN. Well, actually, Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV BUT THERE IS NO "CHAN" OR "SAN" IN THAT NAME!! STOP IT! And you haven't heard of me because history professors fail at life.

She is the most clingy, annoying airhead to ever invade my existence.

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pursuestruth August 1 2009, 07:19:14 UTC

[Miraculously, he managed to not hear. any. of that. Sleepings through all the loud yellings lolo]

eviltriumphs August 2 2009, 05:44:26 UTC

[WELL WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP, JUST GONNA GRAB ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS since the rain kinda fucked up his disco suit. Because you said so, he took the one with the pop collar. Whatever the fuck that means.

So, while still putting on his shirt, he kicks Souji in the side.]

HEY, CHOSEN OFFSPRING! I'm talking to you!! Where the hell do you keep the food around here?