[voice] hiatus what's that

[eviltriumphs]

[Post starts with a pretty wet cough and some grumbling. More on this on a later date. Stan clears his throat and starts chuckling. He's been taking stalking lessons from Prussia obvs.]

At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable

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[7th_warrant]

...

[eviltriumphs]

Who the hell are you, Ari's heir to Inadequacy?

[7th_warrant]

You really shouldn't speak of Linda like that.

[eviltriumphs]

The lunatic wants to marry me. Every time she opens her mouth to squeal out some sentence containing the word "darling", I feel like she's stabbing my eardrums with her voice.

[pilot_princess]

...you're not getting married? You're an awful boyfriend.

[eviltriumphs]

I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND!!

[fallenfishes]

You...

[eviltriumphs]

Yeah, what do you want?

You can't just leave "You..." as an incomplete though unless I've done something abhorrent to you or your loved one and you're seeking revenge! Until that day comes, you are not entitled to sentences consisting only of pronouns.

[fallenfishes]

I'm entitled to any type of sentence I want. You treat others horribly and Prussia even moreso despite your being his boss and--

Did you eat too many flaming pillows to actually think straight?

[eviltriumphs]

Not yet, you're not.

If Prussia had anything but a powerful king who can keep his society from collapsing in on itself and keeps him in line, he'd just crumble away! Or be another collection of human insects for me to vanquish!!

[fullofmsg]

...

Hahaha!

[eviltriumphs]

AND WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, BRAT?!

[fullofmsg]

You! Haha. Jeez, all you do is yell and scream about your slaves!

[runninganarchy]

Holy-- ...Are you part of the Evil League of Evil?

[eviltriumphs]

There's a League of Evil?! Goddamn it, I miss too much when I'm trapped in a damn bottle for centuries on end!

To answer your question: no. But I am a Classified Evil King. The only Evil King in fact!

[runninganarchy]

Evil King. What, like, a king of things that are evil? Or just a king that is evil?

[eviltriumphs]

Wh--? Evil King is my Classification! Er, it was, until the collapse of the system... but that doesn't change what and who I am in my the black abyss I call a soul! I'm the master of villainy, the epitome of darkness, the Shadow Evil King! AHAHAHAHA!!!