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eviltriumphs

[voice] hiatus what's that

Aug 01, 2009 02:04

[Post starts with a pretty wet cough and some grumbling. More on this on a later date. Stan clears his throat and starts chuckling. He's been taking stalking lessons from Prussia obvs.]

At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable ( Read more... )

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yougogirlfrien August 1 2009, 21:41:08 UTC

Who the heck is Pirate Slave?

eviltriumphs August 2 2009, 05:55:00 UTC

Some kid I picked up with an eye patch and a war hammer. He's obnoxiously nice, but he's not a complete tempest of hormones and bitterness.

yougogirlfrien August 4 2009, 01:16:24 UTC

He sounds weird.

eviltriumphs August 7 2009, 04:00:04 UTC

Yes, but at least he doesn't shock the world by claiming to have a penis.

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seasaltsnack August 2 2009, 03:02:58 UTC

[It's pretty hard to ignore a loud yelling voice, regardless of what he's doing. Really he tuned most of it out except 'camouflage' pinged him.]

Someone in camouflage-- [Oh wait, he wears camo, but he's never talked to this...very loud voice person before.]

1/2 eviltriumphs August 2 2009, 05:56:13 UTC

Little cretin beat me up in an alley right before I had to go fight a whole country! Bastard got me when I--

Wait. That voice...

eviltriumphs August 2 2009, 05:56:28 UTC

CAMO KID!!

seasaltsnack August 2 2009, 17:26:08 UTC

[NOW he remembered! This is someone he hurt when he was a malice monster--]

Sorry about that, I wasn't really myself at the time..!

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secrethistorian August 2 2009, 03:07:46 UTC

But your nickname is better! You know, I'm an exorcist, not a pirate! [Maybe he should stop responding to it until his name is actually used.]

..Wait, what? How can you live in a person's soul? I'd think I'd have to sell it before you can just say that!

eviltriumphs August 2 2009, 06:08:30 UTC

I don't need anything to make my name better! It's already spectacular and horrifying as it is!!

You wear and eye patch and pirates are cooler. They plunder treasure! That's more useful than an exorcist!

Okay, your shadow then. Sheesh, get all picky. Bah. I don't feel like doing the paperwork for owning your soul, anyway.

secrethistorian August 2 2009, 17:22:05 UTC

Then I'm just adding to the greatness? I mean, it's not like anyone else calls you Stan-chan, right?

Alright alright, I can plunder treasure but I'm still not really a pirate~ You'll just confuse all the actual pirates here!

Paperwork, huh? You know, I never asked how it's done--er.. So you'll possess my shadow..Hmm.

eviltriumphs August 7 2009, 04:05:25 UTC

Unfortunately, it's becoming a trend. What have you done.

Good. But I'm still not changing your name, to hell with all the other pirates here. They don't even matter anyway because they have both eyes and both legs.

Essentially, yes. I'll be overshadowing you. I have a feeling your shadow will be more difficult than a nobody's like Ari, but it can't be worse than that big-butt Hero woman's.

hi orz i'm super late BUT WHATEVER MIRIA NEEDS TO TAG THIS MOFO isaaaaaac August 4 2009, 21:31:51 UTC

[And she's really not making fun of you, I swear. She does this to like, everyone.]

YOU DO AN AWFUL LOT OF YELLING! ARE YOU STAN?!

WHATEVER I'M SLOW AT TAGGING eviltriumphs August 7 2009, 04:06:56 UTC

[STAN WOULDN'T REALIZE IF SHE WAS MAKING FUN OF HIM, ANYWAY]

OF COURSE I DO! PEOPLE OF GREATNESS SHOULD HAVE GREAT VOICES!! SO YOU'VE HEARD OF ME, EH? HAHAHAHAHA!! YES, LOUD WOMAN, I AM EVIL KING STAN!

LMFAO I SERIOUSLY ALMOST FORGOT I TAGGED YOU isaaaaaac August 7 2009, 06:11:48 UTC

[CAPSLOCK CONVERSATION FTW!]

THEN YOU'RE LINDA'S LUCKY GROOM! AND SINCE IT'S GOING TO BE A DOUBLE COSTUME WEDDING (ME AND ISAAC ARE PROVIDING THE COSTUMES, OF COURSE) I THOUGHT I SHOULD SAY HELLO! I'M NOT NEARLY AS LOUD AS YOU BUT I'M MIRIA! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU!