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[eviltriumphs]

[Camera turns on. See Stan. See Stan looking angry (like he has any other expression. See Stan scream into the communicator.]

PRUSSIA YOU UGLY ALBINO MOLE HILL, YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE EVIL LAIR. I'M NOT SENDING SPIKEY TO GO LOOK FOR YOU BECAUSE LIKE HELL AM I LOSING BOTH HALVES OF MY EMPIRE. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE I FEED YOUR HAT TO

Comments

[action?]

[littlestcrybaby]

M-mister Stan! I c-can't play with the train i-if part of the track is o-on fire!

[actionnnnnn]

[ignoredbaltic]

[fffff it's like living under the jurisdiction of a 5 year old, orz. Eesti is not amused.]

Please put out the fire.

[action fuck yeah]

[eviltriumphs]

[A five year old with a terrible attitude and godmod powers. Enjoy Hell, you guys.]

Stop being stupid and practice, you fool! It's Hellfire! It won't hurt a Rail Tracer!

[action like a boss]

[littlestcrybaby]

[Been there, just a different Hell this time.]

I-I'm pretty sure your Hellfire i-i-is different from o-our Hellfire!

[Also brb backing the fuck away from the fire with his train.]

1/3

[overshadowedboy]

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2/3

[overshadowedboy]

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3/3

[overshadowedboy]

Maybe I can just move in somewhere else when I leave the hospital....

[eviltriumphs]

Stop making stupid jokes and do some actual work, Slave! Have you scouted out all the Fake Evil Beings or the Wannabe Evil Kings in this dump?

1/2

[yourfaceisscary]

2/2

[yourfaceisscary]

Would you PLEASE stop harassing them?

[eviltriumphs]

SHUT UP FINLAND YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER. I WOULD CONQUER YOU TOO WITH ONE SWIFT ROUND OF CRUSHING DEVIL, BUT YOUR FACE IS SO INNOCENT AND YOUR DEMEANOR SO PLEASANT I THINK I'D WANT TO DESTROY YOU EVERY SECOND I WAS IN YOUR PRESENCE!!!

[eviltriumphs]

[Come back to the Evil Layer and feast upon grilled everythingggg. Literally. Stan's menu ranges from grilled chicken to grilled insulation.]

When everyone was being stupidly excited about some holiday or another.

[eviltriumphs]

No. I conquered them. They're mine.

Voice

[sancta_sedes]

Wh-what's a 'Rail T-tracer'?

Voice

[eviltriumphs]

It's a terrible, terrible demonic beast that feasts upon innocent souls, capable of swallowing nations whole before disappearing into the night to quench its unquenchable desire for human blood!

AND I HAVE IT IN MY POSSESSION! COWER, FUTURE DEMON FODDER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Voice

[sancta_sedes]

B-b-beast!?

I-I-I... P-p-please don't h-hurt anyone.

Voice

[eviltriumphs]

I'M AN EVIL KING! I'LL HURT EVERYONE, HAHAHAHA!!