Andrew: dad, the lady who owns Esther Price...is her name Esther?

Dad: yeah. Do you know what her last name is?

Andrew: Price?

Dad: No, Reynolds.

Andrew: Oh. *about two minutes of silence* Then why is it called Esther Price?

Dad: Because I just made that up, it's Price.

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friends only now. take that. tell me if you want in. all the cool kids are doing it.