HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've decided to update in honor of MTV's new show, FAT CAMP!! For anyone that missed the memo, I am an expert on such places from back when Madonna sent me and my sister to one!! I personally thought it was a waste* of time, I am not fat, I am big boned, and there are better* things to be doing than trying to lose ( Read more... )

After spending the morning sobbing while listening to Middle of Nowhere, I decided the time has come for me to move on. Finally!!!!!! Kenny Vasoli* looks like Zac Hanson's sister's cousin's brother's cousin's Cabbage Patch doll, and that is the next best thing. I mean that as a compliment. He should be flattered. Let's have sex, so you don't have ( Read more... )

Zac Hanson* is having a baby and it is not mine, WAIT that doesn't make sense so much let me try again. Zac Hanson* knocked someone up and it wasn't me, what is wrong with this picture? :'( Okay that is better. Apparently there are Lillix pillowcases, I'm kidnapping Zac and tying him up and putting the pillowcase* over his head and locking him in ( Read more... )

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