I am thinking that I am most distressed by your convulsion fits and self-proclaimed hypothermia. C'mon now. hopis is dragging me over to her house to show me her prom dress. PROM DRESS. What is this world coming to!? First she starts wearing Mary Kay, and now she's trying to drag me to the prom. Honestly, you are not supposed to go to a prom stag. Really. Unless hopis is planning on literally making me "go with her", in which case, I may reconsider going to her house, for fear she might rape me. I believe I have actually seen Catch-22 (yes the movie, you dumbass), as informed to me by MY daddy-oh-dear-whom-I-love-so-much. Goddamn you, stealing my hyphenated titles.
Oh, and I suddenly realize: You may not know the meaning of "going to the prom stag", and I suggest you ask YOUR mommy-oh-dear-whom-you-love-so-much what this means. For fear that you think that Shelby (or I) are Animangi, and intend to transform into James' better half, as in, a stag. Are you aware in any way that I sound very much like a British consort in my entries and/or comments, whilst you sound like trailer trash? Worse yet, a tough-girl, maybe accustomed to gang life, perhaps? A little rough-and-tumble, misunderstood lifestyle? I do suppose I won't be seeing your kind at tea, shall I?
I believe that she was intending on getting a camo prom dress? And to think, after the numerous accounts of her saying that she hates make-up, and that she is a natural girl, she has succumbed to it. I believe she is hoping to go with Dixon. Because, afterwards, they are going to pull a 'Mal and Dixon'. *nods head sadly*
I am offended that you think I am really that retarted (*snicker*) as to not know what going stag is. And are you implying that James himself is not his better half? I am appalled. And who's to say I'm not a tough-girl? As opposed to being a little nancy Brit, prancing around in a white powdered wig with rotting teeth.
Her prom dress is aqua, as in AQUA. It's actually not that bad, except that it has a train protruding from her lower back, and it's quite sparkly and criss-creossy in the back. Very long and...flowy. I would not wear it, for lack of better nicities. Is that a word? I think so. So long as I don't have to watch, they can pull a 'Mal and Dixon.' Shelby could probably use it. Though I would hope they remember to round the other bases first. *cringe* Did I say better half? Excuse me, I mixed up my adjectives. Tough-girl in Alex of the OC, tough-girl. I would suppose that's not so to your liking? XD And you know, powdered wigs are most certainly not my style, and the same for the rotting teeth. Honestly, you're talking to someone with both beautiful hair and very clean teeth. Don't hate.
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I believe I have actually seen Catch-22 (yes the movie, you dumbass), as informed to me by MY daddy-oh-dear-whom-I-love-so-much. Goddamn you, stealing my hyphenated titles.
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Are you aware in any way that I sound very much like a British consort in my entries and/or comments, whilst you sound like trailer trash? Worse yet, a tough-girl, maybe accustomed to gang life, perhaps? A little rough-and-tumble, misunderstood lifestyle?
I do suppose I won't be seeing your kind at tea, shall I?
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I am offended that you think I am really that retarted (*snicker*) as to not know what going stag is. And are you implying that James himself is not his better half? I am appalled. And who's to say I'm not a tough-girl?
As opposed to being a little nancy Brit, prancing around in a white powdered wig with rotting teeth.
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So long as I don't have to watch, they can pull a 'Mal and Dixon.' Shelby could probably use it. Though I would hope they remember to round the other bases first. *cringe*
Did I say better half? Excuse me, I mixed up my adjectives.
Tough-girl in Alex of the OC, tough-girl. I would suppose that's not so to your liking? XD And you know, powdered wigs are most certainly not my style, and the same for the rotting teeth. Honestly, you're talking to someone with both beautiful hair and very clean teeth.
Don't hate.
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