I wasn't sure if I would post about this or not. See, here's the internal dilemma going on: I want you all to know what's going on with me, but I don't want to burden you with what that may entail. So no, I'm not asking for pity or remourse or whatever else you may feel like you need to give me. I'm just telling. If you feel the need to express ( Read more... )

Für Elise, da da da da da, you know the rest.
The piano is one of those instruments so many people
learn to play.  But not me.  Ten fingers are too many
to use independently.  I can only play dolphin-style.

But what about you?  What turns your screws?
What is your passion?  Someone told me once that
the first thing you think about when you wake up ( Read more... )

Is it weird that I'm a guy and like Alanis Morisette? I don't know what it is, and part of it may be that my mom absolutely LOVED this woman's music, but I just like it. And there's this song on now, Head Over Feet, and I've always just really liked this song. I don't really know what it is about it, but certain lyrics in it used to speak to me ( Read more... )

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So, remember how I said I'd update about that horrible tour group? Well here comes that. ...that was a bad sentence ( Read more... )

So you know that smoking ban that's on the ballot? Well, it has really been bothering me that so many people are calling it an "anti-smoking ban." That's grammatically incorrect. It can either be an anti-smoking measure/bill, or a smoking ban. What these people are saying means something that I am sure they do not want it to. By the way, I'm ( Read more... )

A black man was talking to a white man and said ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that Jason Alexander and I were pirates [with many other folks, of course. A "crew."] and our ship looked an awful lot like a nice three-story mansion from the inside. Jason Alexander's a good pirate. But, being at sea, we all get a bit frustrated, in the lacking-women sense. Unfortunately for him, the openly gay [and ( Read more... )

In honour of the new Harry Potter book, I have, for your enjoyment, this:

< JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
< JonJonB> Let's see the results...

< JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
< JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but ( Read more... )

Today I worked twice ( Read more... )