i want to lay on train tracks. everything is so boring, yet also diffucult and horrible. even like, mundane shit like choosnig a showerhead at home depot or amazon ( Read more... )

i keep thinking i havent done anything. lets see. i conquered the invading ants with paprika and rosemary spray, thus saving money on poison ( Read more... )

today i went to my grammas withmy parents, and she was sleeping, so i went in her room and laid on her bed till she woke up. she was pleased i was there. then when she came out a bit later she went "I'm back now from Outer Space!"

she's such a funny broad :)

july 21 ( Read more... )

Typed: July 8th  i think ( Read more... )

Tactics to avoid the public, and avoid having Random Human #94825244 say "How are ye todayyyy!?" thus pressuring me to follow the fake, American, socially approved script and say "I'm grrrreat, how're uuu ( Read more... )

It can be mind-numbingly stressful going out in public with my parents. Sometimes my dad's rude to waiters, like at Cheesecake factory, his favorite place, last time he kept repeating to the girl to bring MORE LEMONS, cause they brought those crappy end pieces, not ok for a lemon lover like my dad. Same at Big Bear ( Read more... )

So for many months I've been figuring out how to cook with Virgin Coconut Oil, what it works in, plus tastes best in, based on what my dad likes best. After I scrape myself off the floor and try to ignore being in excruciating pain, I MAKE MYSELF do this ( Read more... )

The pain is endless. Every nucleus of every cell in my body feels like its being boiled alive. Its torture, and I KNOW Jeremy would NOT do this to me. He said we would always be together our whole lives, till we were like 80 ( Read more... )

ty is being such a bad puppy! hes also mental, he just tried to eat my sock again while ON MY FOOT. and after that naughtiness, he galloped into my room, sniffed around, and started snarfing my taquitos. i swear im not talking to hm for a week! or maybe a little less.

im prepping to go to the city now, gotta get some crinolines for these dang