My boobies packedup and left when I wasn't looking!

[ewomanwarrior]

I'm pissed, sad and depressed all at the same time.

My boobies divorced me. They left. they are offically gone. I miss them. I miss them alot... but I'm very angry and hurt. I don't know if I could ever take them back, after what they did, they LEFT ME...

I think I'll order new ones... or go to the Boobie Pound and get one of Pamela's old set.

Comments

[mayor_gamgee]

I fetched you a new pair:

*hands you some melons*

[ewomanwarrior]

Oh! :kisses him:: thank you, tries them on for size,oooohhh they are so cold... ahhh I can feel my runaway nipples getting hard ::starts to cry::

[f_baggins]

Oh, what a tragedy! Do you have an idea of where they could been? Perhaps Gimli stole them, he has a boob fixation. ¬_¬

[ewomanwarrior]

I don't know they are no longer here see! ::shows him her chest and cries::

[fool_of_atook]

Your boobies are fine by me.. perhaps you will let me to give them a closer look, just to be sure ¬_¬

[ewomanwarrior]

::opens her shirt:: they left! They gone! LOOK LOOK LOOK!

[smoke_rings186]

Perhaps they went to the Galapagos?

Lots of Boobies there.

[son_of_a_stew]

Boobies or none, I still love you, Wynie.

You are getting them back, right?